Sunday, August 12, 2012

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Wow...should not argue with wifey

Did anyone else know that the little kid calling the quittich match in the first harry potter film was a boy? I could have sworn it was a girl. Why does she always get to be right? I'm not stupid (suddenly flashing to two of my favourite movie scenes, the first being Mark Wahlberg in boogie nights when he screams: I'm smat, I'm smat, ma! The second is Tom Hanks in forest gump: Ah may not be a smart man, but ah know what love ees)...

Perhaps it's my short attention span...

Or maybe I'm overthinking it...

Wait, what was I talking about?

Boogie nights...what a great film! I have to say one of my favourite movie scenes ever is when they are trying to rob the guy with the Chinese firecracker kid. Aside from the last two thirds of red state I have to say that i have rarely been made to feel so uncomfortable and on edge while watching that scene. How did those guys not win all the Oscars? Make me feel anything real while I am watching something that is not, give me a bitching soundtrack, elude to the possibility that a song used in the animated transformers might have been written by porn stars, AND show me Julianne Moore and Heather Graham naked? By the way, at the end we're going to show you the biggest cock you've ever seen causing you to make what can only be described as 'Reilly Face' from this day forward. Is it real? It looks real. I couldn't stop looking at it. Hell, I hit rewind three or four times on what i can see on the internet all day long. All adds up to Oscar! Give them ALL OF THE OSCARS!

But alas, a couple of nominations, no wins. Can't make a classy movie about the porn industry and get some love. Oh, which brings me back to my original point...wifey doesn't like boogie nights!

Therefore, in this I am right :D

Kisses Chickies ;)


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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Sockmonkie Begins

Sitting here at the Monkiecave watching some foolsball. Just wanted to get something up because page looked naked.

Kisses Chickies ;)


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